Scary Hawaiian Bumper Sticker
Saw this one yesterday morning driving down Ala Wai trying to get to the H-1 West:
On the off chance you can’t quite read it, it says “How Do I Drive? Please Call 836-0317.”
OTOH, maybe this isn’t scary so much as it is an innovative use of The Wisdom of Crowds. You stick a driving student in a moving vehicle, then you solicit the input of unconnected, random, experienced drivers who call up and offer correction and advice. The student synthesizes the information and, by the time he’s gotten to Punchbowl, is a well-rounded, competent operator of a motor vehicle.
Or maybe the driver is already trained and just likes getting advice. Or is an amnesiac. How *do* I drive?