My Cell Phone Is Broken

Probably from ingesting too much sweat on Tuesday. Or just too much humidity. Or from its own sense of personal dehydration.

This is, in a way, a dream come true.

And it turns out there’s no T-Mobile location on the island of Kauai. So if you need to reach me, email and I can send you the number for the place where I’m staying. Meantime, I’ll be trying to decide whether I want to embrace the pure evil that is the Googlephone.