If I’m Ever Fortunate Enough to Own an Elk, I Hope It’s as Despicable as I Am

Although I’ve heard it said that no one truly owns an elk, so much as the elk owns them. Found this in the comments of an LA Times blogicle regarding Ron Paul’s polling numbers:

You publication must be purposely censoring post. I put in the right code and my comment was not spam. You and your elk are despicable!

I’m assuming that the poster meant something other than “elk”. Maybe *I’m* the uninformed one. I often wish the internet could get rolled back to 1997. I’d be out a job, but at least I’d have my old haven back. This planet needs some sort of versioning system. Maybe next world.