New Year, New Robot Friend

Look at him go!:

Pros:

• My carpets get reasonably vacuumed without me doing anything beyond pressing a button.
• Doesn’t try to talk to the TV.
• Finds corners I didn’t think it could find.
• Quietest vacuum cleaner I’ve ever heard.
• Doesn’t break when it hits a wall.
• Has a gentle soul.

Cons:

• Seems aloof, doesn’t respond if called.
• Does not dance or sing on command.
• Doesn’t remember where walls are.
• Goes off in odd directions for no apparent reason; can be frustrating to watch.
• Won’t clean toilets.

This is one of the best gadgets I’ve ever bought. It, like, vacuums floors without me having to do anything. I’m going from vacuuming once a year (that’s not a joke) to doing it a couple times a week. I mean, you know, “doing” it.

bkd